Quotable Quotes

[MidNightBlue]

My initial response to the following quote was "WTF??!!! You have got to be kidding me."

"See, we love, we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love." George W. Bush, Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002

[Hungry Mongoose]

Nothing Bush says really surprises me anymore.

Since I haven't contributed any quotes yet, I'll give you the best one:

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PARTY TIME.

[GrinfilledCelt]

I rather liked this one:

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[MidNightBlue]

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f-ing ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow sh*t even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

[GrinfilledCelt]

That's awesome, MNB. =0)

"There is an immutable phrase at large in the languages of the world that places fabulous ransom on every word in it: The love of a good woman. It means what it says and no matter what the perspective or stains of the person who speaks it, the phrase defies devaluing. The bitter and the kind can chase each other around it, this mulberry bush of truth and consequence, and the kind may convert the bitter and the bitter may emasculate the kind but neither can change its meaning because the love of a good woman does not give way to arbitrage. The phrase may be used in sarcasm or irony to underscore the ludicrous result of the lack of such love, as in the wrecks left behind by bad women or silly women, but such usage serves to mark the changeless value. The six words shine with neither sentiment nor sentimentality. They are truth; a light of its own; unchanging." - Richard Condon, The Manchurian Candidate, Chapter 15
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[GrinfilledCelt]

"None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." - J.W. von Goethe

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy." ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks

"The Golden Rule was never a favorite of the Clintons." - Hot Air

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Then:

"It's what's awakened inside you that gets interesting, much more interesting than impressing the world, or even yourself." Dynamo Jack, Java native, Indonesia.

"To ignorance, wisdom is frightening . . . We must all learn to be unafraid of the dark." Maria Del Valle, Valley dweller, New Mexico.

"Would that you had come yesterday, then God would have let us be friends longer." - Rashida tribesman, Ethiopia on meeting someone for the first time.

"I shall celebrate my life in the world and the world in my life." - Scott Momaday, Kiowa.

Much more: http://www.steamboats.com/hobbies/positivethinkingquotes.html
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[GrinfilledCelt]

Rayne: You're insubordinate! Consider yourself demoted to Wesley Crusher.

Brother: That's not a rank.

Rayne: It's the equivalent of a whiny little girl who leaves a high paying television job at the height of its success to eventually have a career in the competetitive world of 'blogging'.
- LICD 27.08.08
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[GrinfilledCelt]

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"[S]tars aren't something that you'll ever be able to reach, but even so, as long as you look up at the stars and reach for them, there won't be any chance that you'll grab a handful of mud anymore." Letter Bee, episode 6
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[GrinfilledCelt]

Sex Quotes:

"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax." (Scott Roeben)

"Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn't had enough gratuitous sex." (Geoff Spear)

"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)

"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing." (Charles Bukowski)

"Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite." (Germaine Greer)

"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it." (Anonymous)

"For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches." (Stacy Nelkin)

"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes." (Marilyn Sokol)

"During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else." (Richard Lewis)

"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be." (Norman Mailer)

"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben)

"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean." (Mae West)

"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

"For flavour, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook." (Quentin Crisp)

"Nothing makes you forget about love like sex." (Staci Beasley)

"I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading." (Anonymous)

"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them." (Kevin Costner, Tin Cup)

"I'm a great lover, I'll bet." (Emo Philips)

"Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression." (Faye Wattleton)

"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible." (Leslie Nielsen)

"I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me." (Scott Roeben)

"Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it." (Richard Feynman)

"Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing." (Phyllis Diller)

"One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." (Jane Austen)

"If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right." (Anonymous)

"Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn." (Garrison Keillor)

"I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw." (Tallulah Bankhead)

"The pleasure is momentary, the position is ridiculous, and the expense damnable." (Lord Chesterfield)

"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble." (John Barrymore)

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." (Woody Allen)

"If your sexual fantasies were truly of of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies." (Fran Lebowitz)

"Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world." (Karl Kraus)
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Songs for the flash frozen.

[GrinfilledCelt]

"Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life take big bites. Moderation is for monks." - Robert Heinlein in Time Enough For Love
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