Less than Instantaneous Teleporation

Anime Otaku Chik · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:30 am Post subject:

Why do you feel sorry for my dad? He wanted to polish my and my mom's cars. (I don't think it was buffed too well though, because I have white spots all over the car.)
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Dread_Knight^Samurai · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:55 am Post subject:

Well, if he enjoys washing and polishing your car and your mom's car I couldn't say anything. I must say, he knows how to use his time well. And you still complain about all those tiny white spots after all he did. You should be grateful young lad....to have a daddy that cleans your car even though it's suppose to be your responsibility to wash it. Hmmmm....come to think of it, since when you bought a car?
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jjjynx · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:12 pm Post subject:

You see it was her dream to own a car since she was three years old, so she saved for it penny by penny, cent by cent.

Dread_Knight^Samurai · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:59 pm Post subject:

WoOOo~ That is one heck of a feat you have there Kelsey LIKE HELL I'M GONNA BELIEVE THAT. Feehh~ There's a glitch in your explanation jjynx, no human can remember anything at such infant age when they grown up, and 3 years old, come on...few things that I remember at such age is

my late grandfather, ( The only memory I had about my grandfather, I was at this swing thingy and he was right behind me. Later he died because of some sickness and I grew up knowing nothing about my 2 grandfathers)

a ghost (seriously, it haunted my life for I dunno how long. It's a black shadow seemingly to follow me everywhere I went and then without any warning it disappeared as mysteriously as it appeared),

my white cat(died because my father ran over it, the only cat that I love because I actually cried over it's unfortunate death)

my childhood friends ( one is a girl, and a boy. It seems like I had a lot of fun with them two. And now they are lost, the girl is suppose to be a woman now, 25 I think. The boy...26)

2 frightening geeses ( Ohh yeah....I fear them. They had a reputation to bite everything and they both bit me without any mercy)

A crab ( I remember my father chasing one)

Well some of my memories in the past are vague and shroudy. Anyway, to actually collect that much money since childhood is very unlikely to happen.
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jjjynx · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject:

I remember at least half the things I went through when I was 5. Especially the getting chewed by a baby goat and stepping on Kangaroo Poo while in Australia part.

As for when I was 3, I can remember my friend's names, some random things taughts while I was still living in a Kampong.

As for when I was 4, all I remembered was a female doll I mutilated using markers...no it wasn't barbie, it was more of those round plastic ones where it's so big and thick that you'd feel like stepping on it's face, since it was of such bad texture. Oh yea I learnt the basics of drawing Doraemon then, my mom taught it to me. I used to like my mom then...but oh well, people change when they're depressed...poor fool.

I got my 1st power Ranger Megazord toy when I was 6, a fan gave it to me.

I worked in the TV station while I was 4-6, all I remembered most clearly there was me singing and getting a bumb hit on my head when I fell off a chair looking through the window. It was in Jack Neo's Music Studio, the same Jack Neo who made "I'm not stupid".

when I was 7 I played rubber bouncing balls in school, got chased by a dog, remembered what is left and what is right by looking at the front of the classroom. (I still do that now, everytime I wonder which is left or right I just think of that class room...the door with the sunlight is right, while the fark window is left).

when I was 8 I moved house, got into another school, and crossed path with my math and english teacher whom seems to hate me for I never hands up art homework, my mom got called to school and I never liked that teacher since.

Life from 8-12 was pretty cool with friends, Warcraft2, Diablo, StarCraft, CS, pokemon cards...also reminds me of all the caning I took from my mom, problems started around here, where my sis was born and a divorce occured...and I'd be glad with my dad, but no I got stuck with my mom.

Commited suicide once when I was 12, drank detergent and ate stickers, just to spite my mom. Got pulled out of the house by the police with a locksmith, sent to hostpital, had Buddhist nuns coming over visiting me =.=', and played with another boy in the hospital. Also had a really bad experience with tubes running from my nose to the stomach, with water pumped in and out, then replaced with charcoal pumped to the inside, so that the solid stickers would come out from my arse.

Took counselling once I reached Secondary School, right after the PSLEs, Sec 1 and 2 was hell with my mom...but I got my playstation then, and I was happily playing Final fantasy Tactics, thanks to my Dad. Had a Cloud of lvl 99....hahahahaha.

Sec 3 - 4, age 15-16 was joker years, where I finally got to live away frm my mom and with my dad....officially stated I hate her, and lives with my dad illegally, since I'm my mother's legal child, she could accuse my dad of kidnapping, but I could accuse her of child abuse, anyways who'd kidnap a person who wants to be kidnapped willingly, that fool.

Joker years were of WWF, lame jokes, Warcraft3, CS, Magid: Teh Gathering, anime and mangas. Otaku conversion began then...got caned by the school for skipping Taf Club (Fat Club) morning execises...had alot of lovely and fun teachers, but still flunked my A-maths....those were the years I love to talk about with my old friends.

17-18 were years in ITE (Institue of Technical Education), where I learnt marketing and such, aside from all the other useless web programming basics thrown in which I already knew. Those days were days of boredome, I went to school to play, not study.

Now that I'm 19, I'm a NEET, and I'm waiting for the army to send me a lette so that I can go serve NS for 2 yrs....I wish it'd come faster, it'd mean less time online, but it'd also mean less time doing nothing.

Oh well....how did this transport thread turned to history!?

JetBlack87 · Black Dog Joined: 27 Mar 2006 Posts: 318

Shiine-chan · Otaku Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 256 Location: unknown

Nice autobiography Jj... Nice of you to actually remember all that's happened in your history...

All I could remember during those times was:

Was plagued by a mysterious illness every year during my birthday. (YEs, at the exact day of my birthday)

Some old woman visited our house and I screamed in pain... Later someone found out that she's some sorta witch doctor or something like that (we have a local term here... its hard to say the exact english counterpart)... so she was made to leave the house..

Caused a blast on our rooftop during new year when I accidentally burned the entire box of explosive fireworks...

Got chased by a dog and I went tumbling down the stairs... Ever since then I hated dogs... (I had a pet dog once, he was cool! But he died unfortunately. I think it was coz of sickness...)

Drowned in a swimming pool after jumping from the diving board...

Oh well, can't remember much....
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IronPoke · Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject:

jjjynx · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:41 am Post subject:

Atari!? I think during then I was only playing space invader on a DOS computer. and that Nintendo greybox with super mario bros 2 and contra.

jthanatos · AG Refugee Joined: 10 Apr 2006 Posts: 28 Location: Iowa

Hungry Mongoose · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:52 pm Post subject:

Are we there yet?

Why not?

Are we there yet?

How about now?

Are we there yet?

When are we gonna get there?

What are you doing with that knife?

Why, yes! I would like a ham sandwhich!

Wait, shouldn't you be steering the car?

Anime Otaku Chik · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:45 pm Post subject:

You know....

Hm...

Nothing to say. Nevermind.
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jjjynx · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:24 am Post subject:

That almost sounded like a TV commercial. But yes not bad.

IronPoke · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:59 am Post subject:

Disturbingly authentic HM...
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GrinfilledCelt · Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:11 am Post subject:

I finally got around to getting a picture of my ride:

I took this on Sunday at my friends cabin in Ocqueoc on Monday. It's a 1986 Olds Cutlass Sierra. It's ugly and has a bad case of cancer but it runs great.
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