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[jjjynx]

Gibberish for Sale! Random ones everyday, it may be new,it may be old, who cares? It's RANDOM FUN @!!@!@!


Some people says money is the root of all evil, but someone took a little thought to that, and asked during a meeting: "Is the root of money the root of all Evil?".... Everyone gave different views on it, from the creators of money to the start of bartering and even till the start of all mankind, and beyond that was the different types of myths and all....An old man, the Janitor, listened to all that talk for 30 mins, and went to the washroom when the man who started the topic came out to take natures' call...he walked in, and said to the man whom was then washing his hands...

"Pardon me...dear sir, for me old ears and brains took a little listening to your meeting, and finally figured out something you might be interested in."

The man was surprised, for he had no tought the Janitor would actually think about his topic. So he asked what the old man wanted to say...

"The people who once said that money was the root of all evil were Evil themselves...they were the ones who sought to confuse others with a meagre topic of randomness...and thus,,,the root of money had nothing to do with it at all, and money is of no importance. Don't you agree?"

The man nodded, and was placed into deep thought while the old man went on again...

"Now since money is of no importance, and to find out the purpose of the Evil you were talking about, you'll need to go deeper and see what money was and is now taken to be. Allow me to give you an example...but...mind if you let me borrow a Hundred Dollars Note and a Five Dollars note? It's needed to show you the meaning of what these "Evil" wanted."

The Man, a Psychologist, still interested in his subject, promptly placed both a hundred and a Ten in the old man's outstretched hands, since he didn't have a Five in his wallet.

"Look at this money, what is the first thing that comes to mind?"

"Money itself, nothing much."

"How much then?"

"A Hundred in your Left, and a Ten in your right."

"Now if I changed the ten in my hand for something of it's worth, will it make any difference to you?"

"Yes, because it've been changed for something I may not need."

"And what if it is changed for something you want? For both notes?"

"That I may have to consider, according to it's worth."

So the man placed the hundred into his pocket, and took a roll of toilet paper in his hands...and he said again

"Now would that be the right worth?"

"Absolutely not!"

"Well now lend me your wallet, and act like we're doing a trade, your wallet for the toilet paper."

The man had his doubts, but was still interested in what the old man has to say, so he did as told again....and the old man continued

"So was that worth it, again?"

"No."

"And why?"

"Because..."

"Of Greed, the original sin that's related to all money. That was why you didn't find it worth, you needed something more in order to exchange it"

"Well...yea..."

"So mankind's main objective was remove all sins, and there's one way to do that."

"What do you mean? Weren't we talking about the Evil that is the meaning behind the words <Money is the root of all Evil> ?"

"Just listen, I'm getting to that part....but in order to do that, I need your house keys and car keys for an example...it's just a way to show you evil itself...it'll be real quick, I assure you."

And with that the young man handed over his house key and cars keys while the old fella placed all the other things into his pocket.

"Now both items you just LENT me are of utmost importance right now because of their worth, and you live alone, am I right?"

"Yes, it's something I can't lose, no one will be home in my apartment, and I'll have to go through lots of trouble to get back into my house when that happens."

"Now when I do this...."

The old man took out the hundred dollar note he borrowed and placed the keys into his pocket.

"Is it worth it?"

"No, my house and cars aren't just worth that...and it's exchange was too little..."

"So that means you're still greedy."

A little annoyed by that statement...the man rebuked

"Well yea, if it pays to be Greedy, and save me lots of trouble, why not?"

And with that the old man took out his black pack and gave it to the man...it was heavy for it's size..,and felt as if a whole lot of notes was in it with a ten dollars sticking out...after that the old man said.

"Hold on to that while I go to my room to get something of more worth of my own as an example."

And the old man left, leaving the man waiting at the doors of the washroom....



HALF AN HOUR LATER


The young man finally found out he has just been conned of his money, his wallet, and when he reached home he found out most of his valuables have been stolen, together with his Identity Card and many other things. His car was found by the police a few days later within the nearest river and he never saw the old man again, and his details of a shabby old man wasn't enough to catch the culprit.



Morale of the Gibberish?

I don't really know, do not leave your identity card in your wallet? Do not get caught into random conversation in the middle of nowhere? Do not think too much into a certain philosophy or phrase?

Seriously, I don't know...I only just made this all up within the last half hour....

Jjjyn's Random Gibberish of the day,

THE END

[jjjynx]

I once thought about this theory of "When there's a Will, There's a Way"

I found that it was usually true, and laughs at people who lost hope...and tried making stand up in a different way.

But one day, a friend told me...

"Once people got into society, we're like Living Dead Zombies. We do as the boss tells, we do it daily as our job, and we say people who're having fun have no life...but then after thinking about it...we're probably the one who have no fun in life...destressing isn't fun at all, expecially with all the stress. We don't get to laugh like old times, run around mad and do all sorts of stupid stuffs. Sigh..."

I told him to look forward and maybe find more opportunities, and when there's a will, there's a way...but that started a little conversation, and he said...

"There's no such thing as will nowadays, at least not for the poor...we're taught to do what we've been doing everyday ever since we were born, and to succeed at what we do, and what we do only, is the only way to live...how am I suppose to compare myself with people with high qualifications? And everyone expects so much nowadays...we're doomed, I tell you."

So I listened to his rambling about how difficult life is, he was quite agitated while doing so, and in the end we came up with this conclusion...

"A dead man is just like any other living man...its only the same daily things that keeps him going, and the only way to break out of it is to not only Will for it...one must also Break ones' mindset of just willing for something, and not doing anything about it.

Many examples will can be used for survival would be when you're sick, believe that you will get better easily and take some rest. Believe you're everything no one else is. Believe in oneself so much that it'll make you do whatever it takes to achieve your goals, and make sure you're capable of everything possible.

Simply put...We eliminate whatever source of regret within us, and live life headlong and do one's best to keep it strong...and stand firm to one's way of life one trust's in, even if it is wrong to some...that's probably what Bush is doing. The doing part of course, comes right next to it, and makes sure one does it fully.


As for me....there're a few things I tell myself in life....

I WON'T BE SICK
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO ATTAIN MY GOAL, even if it means killing
I WILL THINK BEFORE I ACT, AND MAKE SURES I DON'T GET CAUGHT IN ANYTHING WRONG
I WILL RETURN EVERY FAVOUR DONE, FROM EVERY SINGLE ONE
I WILL MAKE SURE REVENGE IS TAKEN, REVENGE IS SWEET, AFTER ALL
I AM ETERNAL FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE
LIFE IS A JOKE, LAUGH THROUGH IT
I WILL NOT REGRET ANYTHING I DO, AND MAKES SURE I LEARN FROM MISTAKES, THEN NEVER THINK ABOUT THOSE MISTAKES AGAIN


simple, isn't it....but that's about how I live, and is how I live right now...

oh well, Jjjynx's Gibberish of theday, yet again......

THE END


P.S:

You guys really should place something up as well....I made this thread for complete nonsense, it doesn't matter what you put, you can kill me, insult me in anyways you want in here...it's all plain Gibberish.

[jjjynx]

Epitaph of the Twilight



Unknown where the Cursed Wave was born...
After the stars doth cross the heavens...
The sky in the East doth darken.
And air doth fills with mourning.
From the chosen land beyond the forest,
A sign of the Wave comes.
Riding the Wave is: Skeith, the Shadow of Death,
to drown all that stands.
Mirage of Deceit, Innis,
Betray all with the flawed image,
and did aid the Wave.
And by the Power of Magus,
a drop from the Wave doth reach the heavens,
and creates a new Wave.

With the Wave, Fidchell,
the power to tell the dark future,
hope darkens, sadness and despair rule.
Gorre schemes when swallowed by the Cursed Wave.
Macha seduces with the sweet trap.
Wave reaches the Pinnacle, and escape none can.
Tarvos still remains with more cruelty to punish and destroy.
And with the turbulent destruction after the Wave.
Only a void remains.
From deep within the void arrives Corbenik.

Yet to return, the shadowed one.
Who quests for the Twilight Dragon
Rumbles the Dark Hearth,
And Helba, Queen of the Dark, has raised finally her army.
Apeiron, King of Light, beckons...
At the base of the rainbow they meet.
Against the abominable "Wave," together they fight.
Alba's lake boils.
Light's great tree doth fall.
Power - all now to droplets turned in the temple of Arche Koeln.
Returns to nothing, this world of shadowless ones.
Never to return, the shadowless one.
Who quests for the Twilight Dragon.

The wife buffeted by "waves" turns her back on the field.
The daughter that waited for the shadows repeated,
"For sure... For sure I can go home."
But the girl did not know...
The truth that waited at the end of the journey
The eternal mourning of her land.

In the place of the calamitous, only life was known.
After the circling stars
When the eastern dark void, the air full of despair
In the depths of the divided forest, in the land of Karma,

Riding fast on the path is Skeith
Bearing death's shadow, it eliminates all that seek to thwart it.
The Confusing Mirage, Innis
Deceives those that see it with illusions, rescues the waves

The wave soaring high, when its head is smashed,
A new wave will emerge
To become Magus's power.
When questioning the wave,
Hope's light will be lost when he speaks of the dark future of where
sorrow and resignation reign.
Using Fiddlehiem's Technique

When engulfed by the Waves of Calamity, Gorre will plan
The sweet snare of conciliation is Macha
The Waves, an exceeding maelstrom
Nothing can escape

When you think you have escaped, Tarvos exists
To destroy those with his exceeding cruelty
Upon violent requital, only to remain is the void, the vacant darkness
is the harbinger that Corbenik is to appear.

----Emma Wielant


A lovely little Game, .Hack is, and with it comes something that almost sounds like a myth, a legend, a thing most amusing...[/u]

[GrinfilledCelt]

I'm Crying
By Savoy Brown


I just hope the good lord knows, what this life is all about
'cause I'm in the same position as when I started out.
Now I know there's folk in hospital who are far worse than me,
Oh, but that don't mean to much when my spirit don't feel free

And I'm crying, ands I'm crying, hey I'm crying, hey I'm crying

Well the bouquet rocks my senses, and the blues they roll my mind,
and I'm in a strange condition and my head is hard to find.
And I just keep on searching, trying to seek my goal, and I just
keep on studying, Oh trying to find a road.

And I'm crying, and I'm crying, Hey I'm crying, hey I'm crying

Wait for the sunshine, look at the rain,
look at my future, all seem the same.
Hard to distinguish right from the wrong,
look at my troubles coming on strong.

Only God knows, oh where my search will end,
'Cause a freak ain't got no money and a pauper has no friends,
and there ain't no use in worrying and there ain't no use in dying,
oh, no use testifying and there ain't no use in lying.

And I'm crying, and I'm crying, hey I'm crying, oh, I'm crying

Only God knows where my search will end,
Cause a freak don't have no money and a pauper has no friends,
and there ain't no use testifying, and there ain't no use in lying,

And I'm crying, and I'm crying, hey I'm crying, oh, I'm crying
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Songs for the flash frozen.

[jjjynx]

Some wisdom that can be passed down to the next generation...

Death itself is a blessing to some, and an escape route for many...but do not deem it a worthy thing to do, for untill the day comes, one must not seek it as all it brings is regrets, sadness...and probably my laughter...and me laughing = Bad thing.


The Beer is the single greatest medicine ever invented for Man.

[GrinfilledCelt]

[MidNightBlue]

I'm looking for that store in Lost's dream ... I need toilet paper and my toilet is broke. Still haven't fixed my internet connection. I need to buy myself a flash drive.

Oh and new shoes.

[LostInWonderland]

My toilet is also broke! You have my bizarro toilet!
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"You left me for a TREE!?"
"I'm environmentally friendly, get over it."

"A watcher scoffs at gravity."

[MidNightBlue]

My toilet doesn't flush. What's wrong with yours?

Before that, it would make strange noises, which I tried to fix. I'll probably try to fix the non-flushingness tomorrow and hopefully I'll actually get my room cleaned too.

[LostInWonderland]

Mine got paper toweled and thus is also not flushing. It's broken forever.
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"You left me for a TREE!?"
"I'm environmentally friendly, get over it."

"A watcher scoffs at gravity."

[MidNightBlue]

I'm so proud of myself, I just fixed mine this morning. It turned out that one of the chains got detached, I had to plunge my hand into the toilet (that was nasty), but my toilet now works

[GrinfilledCelt]

I was going to say. Toilets are very simple machines. It shouldn't be hard to figure out what is wrong and how to fix them. What is so nasty about reaching into the tank? It's the bowl where all the nastiness is. You should be able to drink the water in the tank.
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Songs for the flash frozen.

[MidNightBlue]

Alright, next time I'll ask you to come over and fix it for me.

[LostInWonderland]

Yeeeeeeah... my toilet got paper towels flushed down it. It's broken forever.
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"You left me for a TREE!?"
"I'm environmentally friendly, get over it."

"A watcher scoffs at gravity."

[GrinfilledCelt]

Paper towel is not an acceptable substitute for toilet paper. The only things you should ever put in a toilet is toilet paper and stuff that comes out of yourself. You are going to have to reach into the nasty bowl and pull the paper towel out, Lost. Either that of pay some plumber a ridiculous amount of money to do it for you.
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Songs for the flash frozen.