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[swollenlymphnodes]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior.
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nodes aka GTBaka
eh?
*Eternally Lurking*

[JetBlack87]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes.


(Is this a serious story or a baka one?)

[Anime Otaku Chik]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin.
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[jjjynx]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted.

[GrinfilledCelt]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why.
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Songs for the flash frozen.

[swollenlymphnodes]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why. Anyway, Ted was wandering through a rice paddy in search of an inn to rest his weary feet.
_________________
nodes aka GTBaka
eh?
*Eternally Lurking*

[Anime Otaku Chik]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why. (Especially since he was a Mexican; who knew they were into politics?) Anyway, Ted was wandering through a rice paddy in search of an inn to rest his weary feet.

(hey! no one said we had to add it after. I put it in parenthesis just in case )
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[GrinfilledCelt]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why. (Especially since he was a Mexican; who knew they were into politics?) Anyway, Ted was wandering through a rice paddy in search of an inn to rest his weary feet. What made him think that he would ever find an inn in the middle of a rice field may well have something to do with the fact that he was a hopeless drunk.
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Songs for the flash frozen.

[swollenlymphnodes]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why. (Especially since he was a Mexican; who knew they were into politics?) Anyway, Ted was wandering through a rice paddy in search of an inn to rest his weary feet. What made him think that he would ever find an inn in the middle of a rice field may well have something to do with the fact that he was a hopeless drunk. As he trudged along, he fell into a paddy that was unusually deep, and drowned.
_________________
nodes aka GTBaka
eh?
*Eternally Lurking*

[Anime Otaku Chik]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why. (Especially since he was a Mexican; who knew they were into politics?) Anyway, Ted was wandering through a rice paddy in search of an inn to rest his weary feet. What made him think that he would ever find an inn in the middle of a rice field may well have something to do with the fact that he was a hopeless drunk. As he trudged along, he fell into a paddy that was unusually deep, and drowned. His family, however, received no news of this for years, and by the time they had, they'd forgotten about him!
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[swollenlymphnodes]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why. (Especially since he was a Mexican; who knew they were into politics?) Anyway, Ted was wandering through a rice paddy in search of an inn to rest his weary feet. What made him think that he would ever find an inn in the middle of a rice field may well have something to do with the fact that he was a hopeless drunk. As he trudged along, he fell into a paddy that was unusually deep, and drowned. His family, however, received no news of this for years, and by the time they had, they'd forgotten about him!

"Well, that's what happened to that big dumb oaf!" his father proclaimed.
_________________
nodes aka GTBaka
eh?
*Eternally Lurking*

[GrinfilledCelt]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why. (Especially since he was a Mexican; who knew they were into politics?) Anyway, Ted was wandering through a rice paddy in search of an inn to rest his weary feet. What made him think that he would ever find an inn in the middle of a rice field may well have something to do with the fact that he was a hopeless drunk. As he trudged along, he fell into a paddy that was unusually deep, and drowned. His family, however, received no news of this for years, and by the time they had, they'd forgotten about him!

"Well, that's what happened to that big dumb oaf!" his father proclaimed.

"Ted? Ted who?" said his mother.
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Songs for the flash frozen.

[swollenlymphnodes]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why. (Especially since he was a Mexican; who knew they were into politics?) Anyway, Ted was wandering through a rice paddy in search of an inn to rest his weary feet. What made him think that he would ever find an inn in the middle of a rice field may well have something to do with the fact that he was a hopeless drunk. As he trudged along, he fell into a paddy that was unusually deep, and drowned. His family, however, received no news of this for years, and by the time they had, they'd forgotten about him!

"Well, that's what happened to that big dumb oaf!" his father proclaimed.

"Ted? Ted who?" said his mother.

"Those fools, how could they forget their own progeny?" thought Boris his loyal dog.
_________________
nodes aka GTBaka
eh?
*Eternally Lurking*

[Anime Otaku Chik]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why. (Especially since he was a Mexican; who knew they were into politics?) Anyway, Ted was wandering through a rice paddy in search of an inn to rest his weary feet. What made him think that he would ever find an inn in the middle of a rice field may well have something to do with the fact that he was a hopeless drunk. As he trudged along, he fell into a paddy that was unusually deep, and drowned. His family, however, received no news of this for years, and by the time they had, they'd forgotten about him!

"Well, that's what happened to that big dumb oaf!" his father proclaimed.

"Ted? Ted who?" said his mother.

"Those fools, how could they forget their own progeny?" thought Boris his loyal dog.

As time lagged on, Boris began to have more thoughts worse than these, wishing to actually harm the fools.
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[IronPoke]

Once upon a time, there was a vagrant vagabond, not very bright, warrior. He was a very tall man, having to duck under most doorframes. He had dark hair and glassy, deep brown eyes that complimented his rich, dark skin. And most importantly, his name was Ted. He was also a United States Senator, though God knows why. (Especially since he was a Mexican; who knew they were into politics?) Anyway, Ted was wandering through a rice paddy in search of an inn to rest his weary feet. What made him think that he would ever find an inn in the middle of a rice field may well have something to do with the fact that he was a hopeless drunk. As he trudged along, he fell into a paddy that was unusually deep, and drowned. His family, however, received no news of this for years, and by the time they had, they'd forgotten about him!

"Well, that's what happened to that big dumb oaf!" his father proclaimed.

"Ted? Ted who?" said his mother.

"Those fools, how could they forget their own progeny?" thought Boris his loyal dog.

As time lagged on, Boris began to have more thoughts worse than these, wishing to actually harm the fools. While Ted's loyal pup plotted this family's massacre and the hapless next of kin carried on about their daily business (blissfully unaware of the dog's murderous intent), the ill-fated Ted awoke with a massive hangover at the bottom of the Stairway to Heaven.