Morale of the Story (?)

Hungry Mongoose · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:30 pm Post subject:

Freedom belongs to those with the power. Join ussss.....
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jjjynx · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:08 pm Post subject:

Yes! You're Free as long as you aren't the one being sliced up!

GrinfilledCelt · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject:

One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take their boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and takes out her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't it obvious?!").

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't touched you," replies the game warden!

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said and quickly left.

MORAL OF STORY: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS. IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK.
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swollenlymphnodes · Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:08 am Post subject:

amen.

but then again, it's tough to argue with them when they aren't operating on reason or logic too.
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jjjynx · Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:24 am Post subject:

My mom runs on instincts, really bad ones too.