The Official Sarcastic Response Thread

JetBlack87 · Black Dog Joined: 27 Mar 2006 Posts: 318

Based on this thread on the Battle Royale board on imdb.com

This point is that somebody asks a question about anything they possibly can think of then somebody else answers it sarcasticly and then asks another question.

Example:
person 1: "Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"
person 2: "Because they're following the ninja behind me."

That one was pretty stupid...but it can get really funny. The thread on imdb has been going on since January. I've been trying to keep it alive.

I'll start.

What is the song that plays when Spike falls out of the window?

GrinfilledCelt · Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:17 am Post subject:

I've Just Seen a Face by the Beatles:

I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
Where we just met.
She's just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see
We've met, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm.
Had it been another day
I might have looked the other way
And I'd have never been aware.
But as it is I'll dream of her
Tonight, di-di-di-di'n'di.
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again.
I have never known
The like of this, I've been alone
And I have missed things
And kept out of sight
But other girls were never quite
Like this, da-da-n'da-da'n'da.
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again.
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again.

I keep turning up the brightness on my tv but the shows are as stupid as ever. Is it broken?
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Songs for the flash frozen.

Hungry Mongoose · Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:53 am Post subject:

No, that's as good as it gets. You need to buy an Intellivision.

These matches I bought aren't working, yet they lit fine before. What gives?

IronPoke · Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:54 am Post subject:

You have to douse yourself in gasoline first, duh!

Why can't men understand women?
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JetBlack87 · Black Dog Joined: 27 Mar 2006 Posts: 318

You know the saying "Men are from mars, women are from the very center of the glowing sun which forever shalt fuel their burning fury."

What is the meaning of life?

jjjynx · Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:43 pm Post subject:

It means to throw you into the very obscure way of surviving this ridiculous plotted out fate so that you will end up dieing one way, or the other.

Why is Sonic the Hedgehog Blue, and Knuckles the Echidna Red? We all know foxes are usually brown.

Hungry Mongoose · Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:58 pm Post subject:

Because the games are actually a metaphor for the struggle between America's leading political parties.

Why can't I lick my elbow?

GrinfilledCelt · Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject:

I don't know. Why do you want to?
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Songs for the flash frozen.

Hungry Mongoose · Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:09 pm Post subject:

Saves money on elbow grease.

Who moved my cheese?

GrinfilledCelt · Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:22 pm Post subject:

I don't really care as long as you don't cut it.

What did tornados sound like before freight trains were invented?
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Songs for the flash frozen.

jjjynx · Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:58 am Post subject:

Tornadoes...perhaps...Wind?

Why am I an Otaku?

swollenlymphnodes · Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:21 pm Post subject:

Are otakus always this insecure? Who knows, why don't you ask the Dali Lama, he's an otaku isn't he?

Where can I buy a gift for my friend?
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eh?
*Eternally Lurking*

GrinfilledCelt · Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:16 am Post subject:

This place:

Why?
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Songs for the flash frozen.

LostInWonderland · Otaku Joined: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 395 Location: Denver, CO

Because crazy Beethoven-loving rapists know all the best stores.

Why are parents so insane?

IronPoke · Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:20 pm Post subject:

they lost their sanity raising you

Why does the freeway contain so many idiots?
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